The GM: GM note: You cannot tentacle rape Josh’s character. – The GM
The GM: A young blond girl…
Josh: Supple, pouting lips.
Tim: He’s trying to make this into a porn?
The GM: …a taste for intelligent flesh. Imagine – Bilbo’s Baggins as a reaver.
Josh: Are you… trying to bukkake yourself?
Tim: That would be a feat.
Josh I don’t remember seeing that in the Advanced Players Guide.
The GM: You whistle, the horse starts toward you, and then…
John: …it explodes!
Tim: Like a water balloon, full of meat.